I recently came across this on Pinterest (Don't judge me, but I love this sight) and found it to be funny and true. I'm not sure who originally wrote it, but it's true in most situations. Let me know what you think.
Nobody, Anybody, Everybody and Somebody
This is a story about four people named Anybody, Everybody, Somebody and Nobody - there was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it!
Somebody got angry about it, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
These are not to be confused with "Not Me" or "I didn't do it". These are a whole different group of people who seem to live mostly in homes with children!
I think we have met all of these people, however if you are looking for someone to deal with cleaning our name is All Done!