challenge accepted...find a scary (Cleaning related) riddle

What do you call a witch's garage?  
A  Broom Closet
With Halloween right around the corner we had to include a few creepy jokes.

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have two beers and a mop

Why do mummies have so much trouble finding friends?
They are too wrapped up in themselves

While these might not be the most chilling jokes you have ever heard, we do have such reasonable prices it's scary.  We can clean everything from Boo-tiques to Were-houses!

Hope you have an awesomely, terrifying Thursday!  (It's the only work that worked with Thursday!)